Leaderboard:
| Driver | Car | Laguna Seca |
| Snyder005 | Camaro SS | 86.919 |
| Ske | Boss Mustang | 87.041 |
| Trawled Alien | Boss Mustang | 87.457 |
| larryCR | Boss Mustang | 87.463 |
| Spiny Anteater | Boss Mustang | 87.489 |
| BarbecuePete | Boss Mustang | 87.535 |
| Ske | Camaro SS | 87.811 |
| Drift2XL | Camaro Z28 | 88.000 |
| Spiny Anteater | Camaro SS | 88.152 |
| Bimmerlovere39 | Camaro Z28 | 88.180 |
| Drift2XL | Boss Mustang | 88.264 |
| BarbecuePete | Camaro SS | 88.387 |
| Drift2XL | Shelby GT500KR | 88.400 |
| BarbecuePete | Camaro Z28 | 88.401 |
| fndrbndr | Boss Mustang | 88.409 |
| Bimmerlovere39 | Camaro SS | 88.446 |
| Bimmerlovere39 | Boss Mustang | 88.446 |
| DirtDriver | Boss Mustang | 89.076 |
| DirtDriver | Camaro SS | 89.077 |
| BarbecuePete | Shelby GT500KR | 89.100 |
| DirtDriver | Camaro Z28 | 89.500 |
| fndrbndr | Camaro SS | 89.551 |
| JuanOfMany | Boss Mustang | 90.821 |
Skunk's Big Mouth: Part IOldSchool Speedshop staff meeting while everyone is waiting on Dirt to show up...Trix: Did you boys catch that episode of American Muscle Car about the Trans Am races? What I wouldn't give to bring back those days!
Bert: Hell, it wasn't all you make it out to be, Miss Trixie. It was all factory money. Biggest check writer wins. That simple. No real racin' involved.
Skunk: You tellin' me those camaros couldn't have dominated over the mustangs without under the table help? Those camaros were the cream of the crop. It was Ford that got embarrassed and it was Ford that started pouring the money on. Camaros ruled!
Bert: One thing I will tell you right now, young man. You woulda got your ass kicked if you ever said something "ruled" back in those days. As it was, Ford was just playing catch up. And once they did there wasn't a bowtie pony that could hang. You can take that to the bank. Ford did!
Skunk: C'mon Bert, that 69 camaro was the pinnacle of muscle cars and it was the purest pony car, period. The Mustangs were playing catch up from day one. Even the 'Cuda beat them out of the gate as the first pony car.
Bert: You got a lot to learn, boy. The Mustang was the ONLY pony car. Camaros were just wannabes.
Skunk: I'm just saying that the 69 camaro would have wiped the track if it was a level playing field. That's the way it was then. That's the way it is now. You give it a fair contest and the camaro would still "rule"!
Trix: Hey, Ron? You own a Camaro don't you?
Betsy: Come to think of it, honey, you own that fancy mustang out there in the shop.
Trix: You thinking what I am thinking, Betsy?
Skunk: Now hold on! If you're thinking about a race I gotta tell you my wife isn't gonna let me race the Z/28 anymore. Sorry. No can do.
Bert: Besides, my mustang ain't got no 302 and that is the engine what raced against them Z/28s. I am crated up with quite a few more cubic inches.
Trix: Well, that's no problem at all. I was gonna save this little surprise for Dirt but I might as well run it out now. I picked up a sweet little Camaro SS for the shop with some extra cash we got from renting space out to those cell phone folks. So, I'm thinking we build that one and Bert's mustang out to ALS 500 specs and just see what all the Trans Am fuss was about.
Bert: I don't know Trixie. Dirt might not go for it.
Trix: Haven't you noticed? Dirt ain't here...
Well, there you have it folks. The ultimate pony car challenge courtesy of Skunk's big mouth. The Cars: Boss Mustang vs. Camaro SSThe Track: Laguna SecaThe Specs: ALS 500 means A Class, Maximum 500 hp with Minimum 3000 lbs curb weight. Gentlemen? Start your engines!