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RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« on: July 12, 2008, 06:21:32 PM »
Of course, I'd like to ask them all to the dance, but I've always had my eye on this one. Laugh if you want, but to me, she's beautiful... even though the rear suspension geometry would probably get me killed. ::)



http://k43.pbase.com/u3/55spydr/large/528202.PA210008a.jpg
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 07:15:39 PM »
Of course, I'd like to ask them all to the dance, but I've always had my eye on this one. Laugh if you want, but to me, she's beautiful... even though the rear suspension geometry would probably get me killed. ::)



For some reason your pic wasn't showing for me, so here's the link to it for ohers: http://k43.pbase.com/u3/55spydr/large/528202.PA210008a.jpg



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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 02:56:50 AM »
I remember the first time I saw one. My first reaction was to unconsciously open my hand slightly and to simultaneously start to reach out towards it. My second reaction was "WHAT is THAT!?!"

I played a little bit of the original FORZA. I basically built my little brother's stable for him by sleeping at his place for several weekends. My favorite "secret weapon" was a Dodge Stealth painted in black with a NOS theme and blue+silver flames, but my favorite car?

Let's just say I was visibly upset when I found out that they'd left the smallest porsche completely OUT of FM2. Like the car it was designed to simulate, the 550 in the original FORZA is a giant killer. The acceleration is decent, but it actually isn't terribly fast. The BIGGEST thing it has going for it is this: it doesn't 'brake' so much as it 'DROPS ANCHOR'!

In game, It had the brake performance of an R class car due to a curb weight of approx 1179 lbs. It's also so small, and specifically so NARROW, that it can just pull up onto the larger curbs as if they're an extra 'passing lane'! Now, if you can picture a little silver go-kart braking INSANELY late on your inside at corner entry and then playing the 'track position game' where you block someone through out their preferred exit line, and you'll get the idea.

It's actually so small that people can have a surprisingly hard time hitting you, even when trying. Most amusing to me, hitting someone with the little Porsche does NOTHING to them, you just bounce off in a new direction! Being able to consistently pull off crap like that just might be why James Dean named his 550 the "Little Bastard"  ;D

Heck, you just may have heard that a couple of times if you were ever driving one of these tiny teutonic terrors, OR you might have been just as likely to have called it that yourself! The RL porsche began with a suicidal (IMO) rear suspension install. It was lifted straight from the VW Beetle, and then simply turned 180 around for a mid engine chassis configuration. Unfortunately, trailing arms can do NASTY things to your alignment in the corners when mounted BASS-ACKWARDS, thus beginning a long and proud tradition of Porsche cars that will generally go off-course with their ass end first. ::)
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 08:03:45 AM »
I loved the 550 Spider in Forza 1, and it was quite the giant killer.

As far as a RL "Eleanor", I can't put my finger on just one.  I always loved the muscle cars and even owned a Nova for a short while. I had a 65 Impala for a time and I've been recently fascinated by 30's Coupe's.

I told the wife that by my 40th Birthday I would have a B/A car to drive out of the driveway, what it will be is still up in the air.
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 10:38:32 PM »
I think my current dream is either a spec miata or a General Lee replica, depending in part on how bad gas prices get.  And yeah, I intend to keep my current 200hp convertible pretty much forever (Sebring), unless my next daily driver is a miata, which would replace it and give me marginally better mileage (sebring does pretty damn well, averaging 26 mpg over the last 6k miles or so, and I drive like a car enthusiast).
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 05:13:00 AM »
Definitely the coolest Ford I've seen in a while! ;)

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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 09:23:29 AM »
Definitely the coolest Ford I've seen in a while! ;)


I think there is a Capri under that huge bodykit somewhere... lol

Sure does look cool though, I always liked those mad old style square bodykits and tarmac scraping front air dams... like the old BMW 'Batmobile'

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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 12:42:33 PM »
Definitely the coolest Ford I've seen in a while! ;)



That brings back memories. I had a very similar Capri to that on the Scalextric when I was younger. Working head and tail-lights too :D

It's probably still sitting around in the loft at my parents house - might even still work too but when we dragged the set out for university it turned out the tyres were a devil to get hold of. Probably even worse now >:(

EDIT: After attacking this with Google, it seems that my memory isn't quite as sharp as I thought it was ::) Mine was the C311 version from here:

http://www.scalextric-car.co.uk/Catalogue/1980_1989/Catalogue_24/Catalogue_24_3.htm
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2008, 05:04:02 PM »
Gentlemen, the LCC Rocket





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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2008, 04:49:08 AM »

That brings back memories. I had a very similar Capri to that on the Scalextric when I was younger. Working head and tail-lights too :D

http://www.scalextric-car.co.uk/Catalogue/1980_1989/Catalogue_24/Catalogue_24_3.htm

Looking at those catalogues brings back some memories for me too Spiny... Think I had all of the 88' to 95' ones.. Couldn't belive i'd forgoten they used to do lorrys though!! I always wanted one of those but never had one... :(  LOL
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2008, 12:06:15 PM »
DUDE, What is powering that neo-classic Indy car?

That is nice!!   Eleanor for sure.
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2008, 02:47:28 PM »
http://www.dpcars.net/dp1/

it weighs a full metric ton less than the Ferrari F360.

it has the same hp.

it's AWD.

Gentlemen, the "dp1" ;)

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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2008, 11:29:26 AM »
I don't think words like "deranged" or "insane" can accurately describe this car. It is way the hell out there.

I get my hands on one of those. It would take at least two weeks to get me back out......Or a coroner.  ;D

Most likely the coroner  :(   I'd probably kill myself.
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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2008, 12:22:55 PM »
I just got through with the Hartley site.

The only thing I can say is "drool, drool"

200 lbs.  :o  400HP :o   Obscene  ;D Auto-erotica in its purest form.

I'll be smiling for days.

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Re: RL Unicorns, Your "Eleanor"
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2008, 03:41:09 PM »


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