Author Topic: You're A Grease Monkey!  (Read 1063 times)

DirtDriver

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You're A Grease Monkey!
« on: September 15, 2007, 12:17:39 PM »
Turns out this board has a forum ranking feature based on posts. Also turns out I can edit them..aha!

Since I don't work in a garage I did the best I could

Grease Monkey
Sheet Metal Fabricator
Dyno Technician
Master Mechanic
Engineer


Surely, there is a better list of labels.

Suggestions?

DD

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2007, 12:23:07 PM »
How about:

Broom Jockey

Installer

Certified

Service Mgr

Forzacator

and  finally...

UBARTROLL

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DirtDriver

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2007, 12:29:39 PM »
Hmmm...is that like a...uh...german shop organization? or something...Let's get few more suggestions...those are good...real fine...but...

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2007, 12:31:28 PM »
I think the Germans eventually become 'Doktors' no matter which profession they're in
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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2007, 12:32:12 PM »
HAHAhahahaha.. I like your list DD.

The actual list of tech levels at Audi are:

Apprentice

Registered Technician

Certified Technician

Master Technician

Master Guild Technician

Thats a great feature, Blooze will be an engineer in no time.
Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

DirtDriver

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2007, 12:34:27 PM »
Yes he will...I think he is already "doktor"...LOL

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2007, 12:40:32 PM »
Well, I guess I'll throw in a few suggestions too, but like Dirt I don't work in a garage so this could turn out to be a whole load of cobblers... and I think Dirt's ideas are just as good, probably better

Valet
Panel Beater (and we all know we'll be needing this one  ;))
Mechanic
Race Engineer
Team Owner

I feel another poll coming on

Dirt - any idea what levels these kick in at, or can you change that as well? I've worked out 50 posts for step 2, and 100 posts for step 3. Are we going to see you and Blooze hitting the top level in about 2 weeks?  :P
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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 12:43:56 PM »
0
50
100
250
500

Those are the number of post for each group...typing over my wheel a the  moment...sorry

DD

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2007, 05:19:37 PM »
Mmmm, I see psam coming this way!!!

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 04:11:31 PM »
I think the Germans eventually become 'Doktors' no matter which profession they're in

When you hear "Herr Doktor" it means they have a PhD
It is highly likely that the above post was produced with a drippy jowl.

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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 02:46:41 PM »
When I hear 'The Doctor' it means the Daleks are coming! :D
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Re: You're A Grease Monkey!
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 09:01:00 AM »
When you hear "Herr Doktor" it means they have a PhD

When I hear "Herr Doktor" I always think of Indian Jones and the Last Crusade. lol