Seating for Two: Part II
Silverstone, ALS practice session, radio communication...
Bert: Whoa, there, Boss. Is that why the call you Dirt Driver? Is you arm bothering you or...
DD: Hell, no! My arm is fine. Cutting the cast down took care of everything as long as the track officials do see it. I just got run off the road by some sportscar jockey!
Bert: That Datsun with the stickers all over it? What's he doing out here?
DD: Trying to wreck my damned car, that's what he is doing. Find his frequency!
Bert: Uh...yeah.
Technobear, visiting in the OldSchool Speedshop pit, speaks up...
Techno: That's not a Datsun. It's a Toyota GT 2000. The driver is Hoplee from the FCT garage. I keep my Type E over there. Here's his comm. This should be fun!
DD pulls into the pit...
Bert: Here's that guy's frequency, Dirt. His name is Hoplee. And that's not a Datsun. It's a...
DD: I don't give a whoot what it is. I know this guy. They call him the Tennesse Tuxedo or somethin' like that. He and I are about to have a little come to Jezus meetin.
on the radio...
DD: Hey you little dipstick! What the hell are you doing trying to pass me like that and putting me in the dirt? And what are you doing driving that sake rocket in an ALS practice session.
Hoplee: Ah, you must be that really old buy I just passed. I thought you were parked on the track you were going so slow! You're the one the call DirtDriver, right? LOL, now I know why.
DD: If I catch you you're gonna know a lot more than that!
Hoplee: Well, that seems to be the problem, now, doesn't it? You can't seem to catch my poor little ole vintage sports car with you fancy new two-seater, now can you.
DD: I am telling you for the last time, you get that piece of Japanese tin off the track. This is an ALS session!
Hoplee: Guess you didn't hear. The ALS rules committee invited us here to run along side you guys. The FCT cars are running against you!
DD: What the hell!
Hoplee: I'll bet you have a vein popping out of your forehead right now, don't you? We're here and we're racing in this one. You wanna fight about it?
Stay tuned...a short list of FCT cars qualified for the ALS challenge by special invitation will be posted soon.
DD