This week on Finding Bigfoot

[DirtDriver]

Here is an excerpt this week's episode, as I understand it:

Short Fat Guy: Bobo! Did you hear that"

Big Fat Guy: Hear what?

Short Fat Guy: Shhhhhhhhhhh! Listen!

Big Fat Guy: Where?

Short Fat Guy: Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Big Fat Guy: But...

Short Fat Guy: Shhhhhhhh! There's a Squatch out here! Look at this leaf! It's turned backwarkds.

Big Fat Guy: Yeah, no animal or human turns a leaf backwards like that

Short Fat Guy: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's compelling Evidence.

End Scene.

[DirtDriver]

And if I was on the show:

Short Fat guy: DD, did you hear that?

DD: Hand me another beer, would ya?

Short Fat Guy: Shhhhhh...

DD: Beer! Now! Else I'm gonna start singin'.

Short Fat Guy: Here. Now Shhhhhhh. There's a squatch in these woods.

DD: You sure? Could be something else.

Short Fat Guy: Look at this leaf. It's turned backwards. No animal or human does that.

DD: Could be a Smurf. Maybe Smurf's do that. Why does it have to be a bigfoot.

Short Fat Guy: I'm telling you! That's compelling evidence!

DD: I don't know. It's not very high up. Smurfs are short, ya know.

Short Fat Guy: Smurfs aren't real!

DD: And we're out here looking for what, again?

End Scene.